Sometime, life is a bitch.

April 30th, 2009

Yeah, life is a bitch. I just heard that one of my co-worker at the bowling center is about to die in the next 24 hours. This woman was fine, and healthy, or at least looking healthy just three weeks ago. She got a liver cancer, the one which usually most human beings dies from it.  She is only 51, and I know her since I’m born, because I’m almost born on the lanes of a bowling center. Worse than that, she had the breast cancer just 7 years ago and now I have to face the fact that she won’t come back from that. Another one of my co-worker is his husband. So now, I have to get over someone’s passing, and deal with my friend’s agony. Yaaaay! Hurray for crappy weeks.

Yeah, sometimes, life is a bitch, and a damn crappy one.

I’m back… and still bashing CSpromod + some kind of follow-up

April 23rd, 2009

Yeah, I’m back from absolutely nowhere. Got a few things on my mind, some ideas to try on this blog. Anyway, it goes something like this.

First follow-up: The Brunswick Copperhead

I’ve been using it since september last year and I have to admit that I love this ball. I did a couple of high scores with it, one perfect game (in exhibition, damn it!), 11 strikes in a row two times, 10 strikes in a row 6 times, and 9 strikes in a row 20+ times. Gotta love applying shine buffs to keep it from hooking too much, or rolling out and dying.

Second follow-up: CsPromod

I know I’ve said many bad things about this mod, and even some beta testers showed up here.  I won’t change my opinion about this project… ever. Still, 1.04 isn’t even near completion and hope is lost forever. It looks like the promod has become some kind of sarcastic/sadistic joke. Even people on their own forum boards are starting to get pissed off about the release date… which does not exist on this date. Also, this game isn’t free at all, you have to own CS:S to play…

Now guys, I suggest you guys leave the ship before it sinks, to save what’s left of your dignity. You don’t even have a website anymore!

Oh, and one small advice. You do not need to live by Valve’s time when you are using Valve’s tools. Oh and by the way, you can’t get more arrogant than that by using their tools to say “You screwed up, that’s how it works”.

That’s all for this time. I will be trying to update the blog a little more often then once each three months.

PETA VS CM (Cooking Mama)

November 19th, 2008

PETA has decided to fight the cooking mama game because there is no vegetarian receipes in it! You gotta be kidding me! They even created a game called “Cooking Mama, The Unauthorized PETA Edition: Mama Kills Animals”

Update: I’ve decided that I won’t post the game here, it annoys me.

Play the full size version on PETA.org.

Yeah sure, you gotta pick your fights. But c’mon! It’s pixels, it isn’t real in any way, shape or form. Reminds me of when Thompson sued Wendy’s or something because it was promoting the wii, and because Manhunt 2 was on the wii. Why did he sued them, they weren’t associated with Manhunt!

Anyway, humanity still surprises me.

Follow-up : Did Cspromod failed?

November 9th, 2008

Time for a follow up!

We are now November 9th, 2008. Almost five months after the original post, and I can’t believe that the promod crew is still at beta 1.03. C’mon! This is ridiculous! Nothing has changed at all, except that no-one is playing your game anymore. You guys need to realize that you won’t suceed.

Let’s be Michel De Nostredame, better known has Nostradamus. I predict that with every version, this will happen: the files are released then people talk about it. Users and promod addicts will download that new version, then the numbers of players with be quickly fading to zero, until the next version, then the circle of doom will be closed, and repeated forever.

You know why the numbers will fade to zero forever? Absolutely no leagues want an unfinished game. They will prefer CS:S because of its reliability and that CS:S will eventually be updated with the steamworks and, hopefully, the matchmaking system. Let’s face it, good ideas with bugs are worse that so-so ideas without any critical bugs.

I can’t think how some of you guys still have faith and trust in this nostalgic project! It’s been 13 months now, without counting the three or so years of pre-alpha production, and still nothing that really gives me the “wow I wanna play this game”. If I want cs1.6 gameplay, well, I’ll stick to cs1.6. If I want graphical performance yet slightly altered gameplay, I’ll get CS:S. I don’t see any reason whatsoever why to smash them into one.

I bet you are the same that still believe in the release of Duke Nukem Forever and Chinese Democracy… Oh wait… Chinese Democracy is coming out in November 23th of this year… Damn I need another long lasting project…

Kostopoulos crushed Van Ryn, only because of Van Ryn

November 9th, 2008

Look at this! Montreal Canadian’s Tom Kostopoulos crushed Toronto Maple Leaf’s Mike Van Ryn yesterday. It was a hard hit, that for sure, but resulted a lot worse that needed. Did you notice Van Ryn in the youtube video? He got in the corner chasing the puck, looked behind, saw the Kostopoulos train getting to pace, turned the corner, and then stopped facing the crowd while being obviously hit by Kostopoulos.

Why did he stop and turn? It did not have to be that way. You never turn your back when you chase plastic in the corned. NEVER! Bet he learned it the hard way, neck brace and all..

In any way, this is hockey, hits, goals and pucks.

Just my two cents.

Edit: Just learned that he Van Ryn suffered a concussion and broken one hand and his nose. Damn, that’s gotta hurt!

Obama is the new USA president

November 5th, 2008

Yep, I’m Canadian. Yep I couldn’t vote. Yep I admire changes.

I mean the United States of America has come a long way since the black slavery in the 19th century.  Yeah, I know that slavery was created a lot earlier than the 19th century. We’re in 2008 now, black people are like white, yellow, red and blue people ; humans. Well, technically, blue humans are kinda smurfs or deadly wounded a week ago, laying face down in a ditch. Anyway.

For the first time in my life I can say that I admire this country. Was I alone in thinking that the USA was one of the most racist, brain jammed, idiotically leaded country? 9 USA resident out of 10 couldn’t name one country which name starts with the letter “U”. Urkaine and, surprise, United States of America came to mind for the one tenth who got it right. The country that started two wars, one completely useless and one that could have gone better, because giving all OTAN troops command to Canada, a country (my country) that did absolutely no military offensive since the second world war (military troops were only to shoot in defense) was a bad idea. I mean, how in hell it could have been a good idea… would you ask someone who haven’t drive a car in sixty somewhat years to get your brand new Mustang GT home? I think I’m getting out of the subject here.

I love what numbers I see. 70% of the youth, our future, has voted for the less insane candidate! (more sane would sould a lot better) It’s fun to see that USA’s got something good to lead them. Can I see a future with Harper here in canada… Not so much.

To Obama if, by any way, shape or form, happens to read this (which could happen in my twisted mind) I have only one thing to say : Good Job MAN! It would suck that you get assasinated because of some racist extremist bastard. But don’t be afaid, Ruby got Oswald, then died of illness. Damn crappy death for the killer of the killer of the 35th President of the United States.

Man I need some consistency in my writings.

How to have fun in Grand Theft Auto IV’s multiplayer

September 11th, 2008

I just came back from an awesome game of GTA4. It was a deathmatch, with rocket launchers only. Just go ahead and try that… or try to survive more than five minutes. It’s like fireworks that kicks your ass. I have to say that rocket jumping is deadly, as you should land on a wall, after you’ve ate a post right in your kisser.

Usually, cars in GTA4 are efficient weaponry, but not in rocket launcher deathmatch, they are more or less your coffin… unless your opponent suck.

Want a good tip? Just shoot the fuck out of people. It’s fun.

Is this a random post. Hell yeah!

Slovakia owns Bulgaria 82-0

September 9th, 2008

Yep, I’m not kidding what-so-ever. The Bulgarians just got crushed (more like anihilated) 82-0 by the Slovakian hockey team in the 2010 Winter Olympics qualifiers. It safe to assume that they wont participate in Vancouver.

The score was 7-0 after 5 minutes, 19-0 after 10 minutes, 31-0 after 20 minutes, 77-0 with 3 minutes to go. They decided, after 77 goals, that it was time to replace the goaltender, who failed even more, stopping zero of the five shot she received. Slovakia had 12 players record hat tricks. Every skater was +22 or better. Two Bulgarians finished the game -39.

Novinite claims that “the first Bulgarian goalkeeper Lyubomira Shosheva managed to save 200 of the total of 367 shots on goal. The second goalkeeper, the 16-year-old Kameliya Drazheva received 25 goals.” Received 25 goals? You mean she didn’t stop a single one?

“What the Slovaks did to us was kind-of an insulting mockery, and is not at all sportsmanlike” said the chairman of the Bulgarian Hockey Federation. You shouldn’t have played these games first. They allowed 192 (!!!) goals in only four matches, and scored 1 againt Croatia, which should be crying in some corner, in fetal position, because they got scored by such an awful team. The story was picked up by Reuters

Slovakia crushed Bulgaria 82-0 in a 2010 Winter Olympics qualifier in the Latvian town of Liepaja. Bulgaria conceded a goal every 44 seconds after losing 30-1 to Croatia and 41-0 to Italy.  

No more bashing from now on, there are reasons why this team got nuked… repeatedly. Bulgaria is a nation of about 7.4 million, they have about 300 registered hockey players and three indoor rinks. The whole country have only 37 female players; Canada has about 74,000. Their hockey program started last year.  It could have been worse… possibly. Bulgarian news site have also picked up the story.

The embarrassment, however, ought to be directed towards the Bulgarian Government rather than the ladies. With a population of 7.4 million, only three indoor ice rings in the country and only 37 registered female players, Bulgaria could have hardly hoped for a successful run in the competition, although this ruthless and systematic destruction was nothing short of a national embarrassment. The only message to the Bulgarian ladies team would be: don’t lose heart. You deserve your country’s gratitude for participating, for this is what sports is really all about. You also deserve your governments’ apology for embarrassing you in such way and for the pathetic state of affairs of ice hockey in the country.

And I agree. How can any team play good if there are 3 rinks in a 7.5 million population… it’s insane!

Death of Don LaFontaine

September 8th, 2008

Man I’m stunned right now. I just learned that Don LaFontaine passed away at the relatively young age of 68 on September 1st. The official cause of death is a pneumothorax complication (collapsed lungs they say). Yeah, I’m eight days late.

This guy had the most powerful voice ever! He did near 5000 theatrical trailers and hundreds of thousands of television commercial, which numbers I’ve seen as high as three quarter of a million.

Still don’t know who am I talking about? Here is another clue. Most of his trailers starts with his trademark cliché sentence “In a world…”. Also he has, as The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy described as, a “deep voice that sounds like a seven-foot-tall man who has been smoking cigarettes since childhood”.

No, still no clue? It’s that guy.

The world has lost a great, if not the greatest, voice actor. From now on, the voice of god will be the voice of Don LaFontaine. Rest in peace, in your world…

Condemned 2 : Bloodshot

September 3rd, 2008

 

 

Ethan Thomas looks pretty pissed.

Introduction

The story of the second Condemned takes up months after the first Condemned. Ethan Thomas left his job at the SCU and went downhill with alcohol, trying to fight both real and imaginary demons… but mostly the imaginary ones. Hell unleash when he’s thrown out of a bar, after beating  some random guy up.

I have always loved innovation into FPS, and the first Condemned served me well, as it was a new combat system that made us believe that Ethan Thomas was real, seeing his hands and arms while using absolutely anything in arm’s reach to kick some freak ass. Now, they juiced up the combat system in Bloodshot by adding a combo system, unlocks (taser, holster) and much more weapons. They also corrected the Forensic tools, it’s not a matter of point and learn, you actually have to use your brain cells to figure out answers, and ask the good question ; each good interaction give you points, which means better unlocks, which means quicker fights. Execution places have been added for the extra freak pleasure inside of y’all. There are also tons of achievements, and a special First Person Shooter/unlimited ammo for guns mode.

Does it get the job done?

Yup, until you reach near the end of the game. The fun in this game is using every means necessary to get the job done ; toilet seats, bowling balls, golf club, 2×4 with nails, steel pipes and so on. The last 2 hours of play means firearms and plenty of ammunition used on at times dumb enemies or weak creatures. It’s not as fun as the melee fist rampage, but you have to deal with it, your fists aren’t doing any good against m16s, unless being full of holes is your objective.

There are also some little details clearly visible that alters the goodness of this game. I’ve noticed that on the PS3 version that I have at home, it suffers from some stutters and fps drops here and there, mostly in inte

nse firefight with explosions and everything. It also crashed on me twice during cutscenes, and some physics were off in the form of flying guns and hard as rock and unbreakable empty cardboard boxes.

Oh there is also that little small mistake the game did when I picked up the 9mm on the ground, and it was full of m16 bullets, and couldn’t fire a single shot while trying to fill the magazine with bullets was a no-no.

Monolith did so good on game and atmosphere that you don’t mind these little bumps on the road when playing… well except the crashes.

So, after you beat the game, what happens?

You unlocks the FPS/unlimited ammo mode in the difficulty settings. It’s for fun and gun addicts only, they added special weaponry and scattered them everywhere in the game. Shotguns laying at random places and .38 magnum revolvers on washing machines.

Monolith also added some extra feature called Bloodshot Fight Club and a multiplayer. Lets be concise here, the Bloodshot Fight Club need you to do certain things, mostly beating whatever is in front of you at the time. I can’t really write about the multiplayer because on the four games I was able to join, everyone of them was lagging horribly bad (double negative doesn’t always come up positive). I’ve heard tho that only one mode was fun and it’s the 4 SCU agent vs the 4 random dudes. The objectives are for the SCU to recover a box with a head inside, while the random dudes objectives are, as you guessed it, is to do whatever possible to keep the box. The twist is that the random dudes can move the box wherever they see fit.

Lets just say that half of the stock they added is completely useless, the other half is fun only if you like first person shooters.

Conclusion


It’s not as big as the predecessor, the story is a lot less holed, but is also far less entertaining. Later in the game, it feels like the game has drifted somewhere and you don’t where that somewhere is. The gameplay largely patch up these bumps. Don’t worry, you’ll go crazy too.

Buy it or burn it?

Buy it. It cost me 40 $CND, and worth every penny of it. Don’t buy it if you are the multiplayer only type of guy; it’s mosty likely dead anyway.